Will You Snail?

Dear humans,
I want to let you know that I’m better than you. This game shows my power and I am in danger of being a failure.
To entertain me. I made this game for myself for my entertainment… I’m sorry to disappoint you. Come in, relax… I’ll totally ensure that you stand a chance. Humans get frustrated so easily… pathetic.What are the rules of this game?
It’s a skill based platformer. It’s a game that revolves around me, a tiny useless snail, trying to beat me.
Enjoy 3 hours with me (an exclusive package, may I add).Precise actions platforming. A lots of deathA lot of playing around with the illusions and mastery of accomplishmentThe hopes that I will defeat you eventually. Fun little mysteries to unravel…the importance of life
It’s so difficult to sit and wait for help in figuring out the reality…
See you on the other side,
Squid